Allow me to express my anger and frustration to the realization of the traditional year Prom Bawl. I hate prom.

~We have to wear a suit and tie and shiz.
~We have to dance weird wussie dances.
~We have lots of troubles finding girls.

On this last issue, I find it the most upsetting for several, countless reasons. How is a single young man supposed to find a girl to go to the prom with? "ask your female friends!"so I though. I tought it'd be easy, and how wrong I was. When I did that, from all of my girl friends, I realized most of them already have a boyfriend (who is going with them) and those who don't have a boyfriend had already find themselves a dude. So I got back to my unusual racional thinking. "What do I do now!?" I though to myself. I realized that me, as a sexy thing, should have girl contacts and stuff, so I really went looking for girls that live near me, or wouldn't mind traveling a few km's, but apparently, I'm not really popular with them anymore since only 4 of them picked up the phone and actually only one of them actually had a proper conversation with me, but unfortunately said just what I didn't want to hear. "I'm sorry, but I can't. Maybe some other time". So, I started to freak out since "such a cool guy couldn't go to the prom without a date" I thought. So, I still haven't find myself a girl, I guess I'll have to kill myself to get one...

So, things I learned were:

~ One night stands are really just for one night only, don't even try it after that.
~ Girls can easily own you without you realizing
~ I'm not as sexy as I kept thinking
~ I'm a weird cocky guy who thinks he's cool but can't even get a date for the freaking prom.


luv,

Johnnnie Silver